Return of the Manson (complete with video *he* sent)

Hey everybody! On this Martin Luther King day i would like to ask the qustion that i'm sure has been on everyone's mind since i last posted about him: 'What ever happened to Mansonboy?".

You remember him, right? he lived with his mother and slept in a bunkbed and didn't have a job and dressed like marilyn manson at the ripe old age OF 30!! If you dont have any idea who i'm talking about please click here!!

Well, i figured by telling him politely NO that he would go back and creep on some other girl dressed in black...either that or go tell his mommy that 'no one understands him' and spend his weekly allowance on new clothes from hot topic.

BUT I WAS WRONG!!!

I did my morning ritual of checking facebook, cnn and then my dating sites and i saw a new message from:

GUILTY: Icefreak3

OFFENSE:
hee'ssssss baaaaaaaccckkkkkkk...
and this time he has a NEW PROFILE PICTURE...I almost didn't recognize him--except for the obvious 'creep' aura eminating from him.



whooooooooaaaaa

wait...how does someone go from Manson wannabe to....plaid?

So wait, so the first couple times he messaged me he tried to look all whiney emo/badass/poser and now he's just...playing Dungeons and Dragons with a buzzcut? Ugh, my "Attack of 7" trumps his "suave of (-)infinity"

Oh, that reminds me...do you want to see what he wrote me this time? Check this out:

Header: "Round 2 3 or 400"

Body: "I'll ALWAYS give you another try [hold his head OH WHY cant woman just say YES! it'll make there lives SSOO much easier!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sAOo_tbL0w"
 
YOU MUST WATCH THE VIDEO!! DO IT NOW!!
just copy and paste the youtube link into your searchbar and watch it...because...it's a video of him...doing...things that he does instead of finding a job. (hint: Mortal Kombat, bowling, faux leather and christmas lights...can't beat this shit)
 
MY RESPONSE:
PAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Like, alright, i understand that this crap is funny...and he made it to BE funny...but WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING IN THOSE SITUATIONS ANYWAY?! you're not 15....you're a grown man...recording YOURSELF doing stuff worthy of Napoleon Dynamite...and then SENDING IT TO A GIRL YOU LIKE! Jesus Christ!! haha, there is no way this guy is real...or maybe...its the surrealness of it that makes him real...
 
nah.
 
and what is this "i'll ALWAYS give you another try" nonsense. I'm offended..and this whole 'why can't women just say yes" silliness? For some reason when i read that i had an image of him...covered in blood and a slaughtered body on the ground screaming 'WHYYYYYYY CAN'T WOMEN JUST SAY YES?!?!"
 
AND THAT SCARES ME.
 
Granted, our boy S____does have a point there. If i did say "yes" to every CHUD and whackadoodle that asked me out I would totaly not be on the market right now. Of course, i'd be either dead, in a cage, in a brothel, a zombie...who knows where i could be now if i didn't have this thing called STANDARDS.
Granted those of you who know my dating record know that my standards aren't very high...but hey, they are still standards.
 
...oh and incase you were wondering...NO...I am not responding to this jackassery. BUT YOU MUST WATCH THAT VIDEO!!! DO ITTT!!! and remember ladies (and perhaps gentlemen)...he's single ;)