My New Routine

HI EVERYONE!!
so it's been about a year since I have been on here bitching about crap...and I think it's about time that I started in again! Sadly (or happily...depending on how you look at it), I will no longer be doing the online dating thing seeings as how I now have myself a wonderful boyfriend. BUT DON'T PANIC! I have a great idea on how to keep you guys entertained.

I have taken it upon myself to snoop around online and find other blogs that are in dire need of my humble opinions--or just random things that i'm finding around Long Island and beyond that are in need of my two cents...but most importantly...I want to talk about shitty erotic books.

and PORN.

no, i will not go back and read 50 Shades of Grey from where I left off (not unless someone out there is willing to give me some mega bucks for the damages it will take on my psyche) but there are so many OTHER WONDERFUL BAD BOOKS OUT THERE that people need to know about! Like...Dinosaur erotica!! Would YOU ever read a book like that? probably not...but i'm curious and i want to know what the hell is in there. Maybe I could give advice on how to make their dino on lady action even more...wait for it....DYNOmite!!!  AHHHH YEAH!

And porn--who doesn't love to watch porn? well, I think I need to do a review of some of these beauties that i'm seeing online...i will exploit these ladies the way that women were meant to be exploited...  That's right--SHOW ME YOUR BOOBIES, BITCHES!!!!